The Most Unhinged Conspiracy Theory Game
String Theory is a competitive strategy game for 3-5 podcasters where you build a real web of conspiracies on a shared murder-board. Connect cryptids, cover-ups, and unsolved mysteries with actual string, prove conspiracies, help the Illuminati, and manipulate the algorithm to fight for podcast fame one Sheeple at a time.
Don't Be a Sheeple, Influence Them
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"They found alien evidence, evidence of aliens!" - Your Conspiracy Bestie
Build A Wild Web of Conspiracies To Win
This is not a metaphor. You’ll use colored spools and string to connect conspiracies on a collective murder-board, creating a growing web of “truth” that looks like your group lost a fight to Pepe Sylvia with a corkboard.
"They replaced birds' brains with a synthetic mind copy of D.B. Cooper!" - Avery's Show
Be Insufferably Convincing Through Smart Plays and Chaotic Stories
Don your tinfoil hat and manage a hand of multi-use cards. Make tactical connections to collect evidence, and then prove your conspiracy theories like you're recording the most confident episode of your life!
"Finally a chance to educate my friends!" - Big Frye's Podcast
Gameplay
"The reason the earth is flat is because Bigfoot has such big feet he literally flattens the earth as he walks!" - Anonymous Origins Podcast
The Illuminati are Listening, and They Need Your Help
Connect the dots between the Illuminati's conspiracies and pursue your secret agenda, but avoid accidentally boosting your rivals' narratives.
"We can't find Atlantis because of all the Fluoride in the water!"
- Florida Man, probably.
More Connections =
More Credibility
The more conspiracies you cover, the more opportunities for rivals to loop into your network, increasing your influence. It's a sure way to get more Sheeple listening!
"The Pyramids are Weather Control devices actively being used by the Knights Templar..." - Jayson Cody's Podcast
Laugh at Misinformation While You Weaponize It
You are an up-and-coming conspiracy theory podcaster chasing evidence, influence, and Sheeple under the world’s most paranoid spotlight. You’ll make ridiculous leaps, watch them somehow work, and feel slightly called out in the funniest way possible.
"The Reptilians are creating a cryptocurrency based on water..."
- Mike Dunn's Very Extremely Real Podcast
Let Us Influence You,
so You can Influence Them
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About Tessellation Games
Tessellation Games is a tiny independent game company in Rocky River, OH. Our goal is to create family-friendly and inclusive strategy games that bring people together and help educate our communities.
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The Most Unhinged Conspiracy Theory Game
String Theory is a competitive strategy game for 3-5 players where you build a real, physical conspiracy web on a shared murder board. Connect cryptids, cover-ups, and unsolved mysteries with actual string, chase secret agendas, survive Illuminati “help,” and fight for podcast fame one unhinged connection at a time.
We’re Launching Soon
Sign up now to be the first to know when we launch
Build A Web of Conspiracies To Win
This is not a metaphor. You’ll use colored bobbins and real string to connect cards on a collective murder board, creating a growing web of “evidence” that looks like your group lost a fight with a corkboard and a late-night algorithm.
Be Insufferably Convincing Through Smart Plays and Chaotic Stories
Manage a hand of multi-use cards, make tactical connections, and then sell your theory like you’re recording the most confident episode of your life.
The Illuminati is Watching, and They’re Absolutely Unhelpful
Illuminati secret objectives add hidden identity pressure to every round. Someone is serving shadowy powers. Someone is definitely lying. And the rest of you are trying to figure out what’s going on while still completing challenges, building influence, and not accidentally boosting your rival’s narrative.
Laugh at Misinformation While You Weaponize It
You are an up-and-coming conspiracy podcaster chasing reach, influence, and Sheeple followers under the world’s most suspicious spotlight. You’ll make ridiculous leaps, watch them somehow work, and feel slightly called out in the funniest way possible.
We’re Launching Soon
Sign up now to be the first to know when we launch.